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ohmygodthey'reactuallygoingtoletmedriveacar. [Dec. 21st, 2007|12:15 pm]
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HAHAHA I signed up for driving instructions and my first lesson is today at three. 8D Why yes, I do realize that everyone else did this shit at like, sixteen. :x


It's important to get my drivers license.


But I really, really, really, REALLY don't like driving. Really.


The problem is I'm too imaginative. I always imagine the worst possible outcome. Like some kind of fiery death. I'm not being pessimistic. I just have bad luck. Bad luck of the fiery death variety. I'm convinced the only reason I made it this far is because I let other people do the driving for me. Letting me drive a car by myself can only end in disaster. Fiery death disaster.

You don't believe me? Here let's prove it mathematically:

Me + car + alone x3 = gruesome fiery death.

YOU SEE. YOU CANT ARGUE WITH MATH. D:





Y'know, this wouldn't be a problem if I lived in the city where I could just walk or bus everywhere. But noooooooo. I have to live out in the middle of nowhere where everyone drives a car just to go to the neighbors'. :|

SO IF NONE OF YOU HEAR FROM ME AGAIN, THAT'S WHY.




Okay. Okay. I'm really just nervous I'll make an idiot out of myself during the lessons. That's all. But it sounds so much more dramatic this way, doesn't it? And I still don't like driving.
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[User Picture]From: [info]possiblyevil
2007-12-22 02:47 am (UTC)

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Don't worry. I don't have a license either! ;_;
[User Picture]From: [info]dusky_rue
2007-12-23 07:07 pm (UTC)

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lolI didn't actually make it to my lesson on time and they left without me. :| I had to reschedule. /WINNER :B
[User Picture]From: [info]inque_splotch
2007-12-23 07:22 pm (UTC)

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Wow! Thats pretty funny.
[User Picture]From: [info]possiblyevil
2007-12-25 03:44 am (UTC)

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D'oh! >_